Microsoft Poaching Apple employees

It has been revealed that Microsoft would "model", (which is a nice little euphemism for "rip off") Apple's retail stores and "adopt" (another euphemism) some (all) of their features. For example, Microsoft's version of the awesome Apple Genius Bar will be called the Guru Bar. But that's not all, apparently they have poached Apple employees (traitors) to work for them, giving them appealing deals (appealing enough to sell their souls.